It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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