Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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