Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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