like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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