So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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