Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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