Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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