I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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