I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize