last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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