Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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