the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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