Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Pants are for mortals
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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