We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???