Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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