White coat. Heels.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the day after is always just damage control
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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