i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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