Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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