Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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