I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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