belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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