My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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