My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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