I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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