Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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