You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
do herpes really smell.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just puked most of my soul out..
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