Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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