I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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