So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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