Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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