cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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