ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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