Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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