So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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