Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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