They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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