It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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