chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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