That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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