This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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