Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
porn star boner night. come get it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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