I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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