David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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