Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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