I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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