Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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