we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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