this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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