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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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