I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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