It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You're a disaster
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