Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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