Don't you send me to vm
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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