No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Pants are for mortals
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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