Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.