I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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